I got you a present.
Yes, I know it’s early. But this isn’t strictly a holiday thing. It’s not even strictly a present, really. It’s more of a…challenge, I guess. Yeah. That’ll do.
It’s over there, under the tree. No, not that one. That one’s mine. Yours is the big one. Yeah, that one. The one that’s moving slightly.
Why? Well, I can’t tell you that. It will spoil the surprise. And I love surprises.
Sure, you can pick it up if you want. Careful, though; it’s heavier than it looks. And don’t be alarmed if you hear anything. It’s supposed to make that noise.
What’s that? Why is it leaking? Strange. It shouldn’t be doing that. No, no, of course that’s not blood. Though it is very red and festive-looking, isn’t it?
You know what? Maybe you should open it now, just to check and make sure it’s okay. Go ahead. I’ll be over here. Behind the door. You just open it, and tell me what’s inside.
6 thoughts on “Monday Challenge: Present”
Krampus is inside. 😉
Fucking Krampus. He gets everywhere and you can’t do a thing about the stains.
When I get Krampus, it’s best if I take a hot bath and lay on my belly! 😉
OMG it’s a death rat. HOW DID YOU KNOW??